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mood: organizing the spice rack · last login: 4:47 a.m. · song: [removed after the third complaint]

About me: just a normal professional who happens to have opinions about floodlights. divorced maybe. the shed is an apartment. Amy is not my girlfriend. I have 847 friends and I have met four.

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Friends who commented: “whoop whoop” — McGee, 14 times, consecutive.

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