Physical Magazine
Issue One — The Shed & Surveillance Issue
Volume One, Number One. 28 pages, US Letter, heavy stock. The man in the cashmere robe alphabetizing at 4 a.m.
$28.00
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1. Physical Print Magazines (Saddle-Stitched)
Quarterly editions pressed on 80# coated white paper with full-bleed gloss covers. Printed and shipped on demand via Lulu.
Physical Magazine
Issue Two — The Civic Hobbies Issue
Volume One, Number Two. 28 pages, Letter. Civic hobbies as tradecraft, night raking, and unctuous cellar tastings.
$28.00
Physical Magazine
Issue Three — Evidence & Airspace Issue
Volume One, Number Three. 28 pages. Evidence lockers, labeled coffee cans of rock, and sovereign airspace.
$28.00
Physical Bundle
Volume One Complete Print Bundle
All three inaugural issues (84 pages total) pressed and packaged together. The complete physical record held.
$75.00
2. Apparel & Headwear
Premium ring-spun cotton graphic shirts, heavyweight fleece hoodies, and low-profile unstructured dad hats.
Apparel
Amphetamine Historical Tee
What could go wrong? The magazine answers in eight pages. Ring-spun cotton, black with cream ink.
$36.00
Apparel
Never Sleeps Free Tee
The price of the digital issue, as a threat. Bella+Canvas 3001 premium black cotton.
$36.00
Apparel
Pervitin Historical Tee
Vintage 1940s pharmacy plate satire. A signature is not a virtue. High-craft typography.
$38.00
Apparel
Shadow People Everywhere Tee
For the ones keeping the ledger at 3 a.m. Interrogate the blinking light.
$36.00
Apparel
Whoop Whoop Sirens Tee
Mark McGee's sign-off. When the transmission is rebuilt, nobody can answer a shirt.
$36.00
Apparel
Yes They Are Watching Tee
Tera Larsen's entire clinical advice column, in three words. Ring-spun cotton.
$36.00
Apparel
The Modern Drunkard Parody Hoodie
Black Gildan heavy blend fleece. The magazine you can wear when the house is awake.
$68.00
Apparel
Vigilance Dad Hat
Unstructured, washed, low-profile chino twill. For people who have definitely heard something outside.
$34.00
3. Gear & Drinkware
Heavy canvas totes for your sorted goods and 11oz ceramic mugs with durable glossy wraps.
Gear
Storrage Heavy Canvas Tote
Your things, elsewhere. Heavyweight cotton canvas with reinforced stitching. By appointment only.
$32.00
Drinkware
Now Go Brush Your Teeth Ceramic Mug
11oz white ceramic mug featuring the letterpress recovery broadside. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
$20.00
Drinkware
Signal Received Ceramic Mug
11oz ceramic mug featuring the official order confirmation broadside: "Signal Received — The Shed Can Wait."
$20.00
Drinkware
Halcyon Personal Safety Ceramic Mug
11oz mug featuring the Issue One vintage safety catalog parody plate.
$22.00
Drinkware
Sophisticated Tweaker Masthead Mug
11oz mug with the official high-craft editorial headline typography.
$20.00
4. Extended Gaming & Desk Pads
Large 18x12 inch neoprene desk pads with non-slip natural rubber backing and hemmed edges.
Desk Mat
Shadow Hallway 3:14 AM Desk Mat
18x12 in desk pad featuring the nocturnal hallway and coat rack study by Amy Dockery.
$32.00
Desk Mat
Perimeter Floodlight Desk Mat
18x12 in desk pad capturing the 500-watt halogen illuminated against the Montana timberline.
$32.00
Desk Mat
2005 Nostalgia Grid Desk Mat
18x12 in desk pad featuring the iconic early-internet high-contrast documentary plate.
$32.00
5. Archival Posters & Fine Art Broadsides
Museum-quality archival prints on 175 gsm fine art paper with vivid pigment inks. Zero identifiable person portraits.
Fine Art Print
Volume One Cover Archival Poster
18x24 museum-grade poster of the inaugural pulp magazine cover art.
$18.00
Fine Art Print
Shadow Hallway 3:14 AM Print
Silver-halide luster exhibition print of the nocturnal hallway study.
$24.00
Fine Art Print
North Cellar Archaeological Print
Exhibition print of the sub-grade structural foundation in Miles City.
$24.00
Fine Art Print
Evidence Drawer Still Life Print
Every fastener, screw, and spring in its designated row. Museum matte.
$24.00
Fine Art Print
Perimeter Floodlight Print
Security halogen illuminated against the Montana timberline at 03:40.
$24.00
Fine Art Print
2005 Nostalgia Grid Art Poster
Early social internet documentary plate under intense halogen lighting.
$20.00
Fine Art Print
The Full Vigil Flat-Lay Poster
High-contrast studio documentation of the entire physical publication catalog.
$20.00
Fine Art Print
Paranoiac Anonymous Silhouette
Observed strictly from behind as stipulated in the publication agreement.
$20.00
Fine Art Print
Methspace Hero Typography Broadside
Editorial headline typography rendered in modern Newsreader & Public Sans.
$22.00
Fine Art Print
Editorial Glyph & Iconography Print
Complete glyph index and symbolic iconography from the quarterly archives.
$20.00
Fine Art Print
The 12-Step Parody Broadside
Letterpress broadside plate: "Now Go Brush Your Teeth" recovery satire edition.
$22.00
Fine Art Print
Signal Received Archival Plate
Minimalist editorial confirmation broadside: "Signal Received — The Shed Can Wait."
$20.00
Fine Art Print
Quarterly Emblems Exhibition Print
Graphic plates featuring the quarterly verification emblems and seals.
$20.00
Fine Art Print
Halcyon Safety Objects Parody Ad
Vintage advertisement parody plate from Issue One: Halcyon personal safety catalog.
$22.00
6. Digital Subscriptions & Archive Access
Ongoing access to the quarterly journal, complete back issues, and member privileges. Cancel anytime in 1 click via PayPal Portal.
Membership
House Membership
Current digital issue, member newsletter, and baseline subscriber editorial. $1.00 billed monthly.
$1.00 /mo
Popular Tier
Tweaker Membership
All House benefits, complete digital back-issue archive (Issues 1–3+), locked editorial, and Myspace posting privileges.
$5.00 /mo
Patron Tier
Sophisticate Membership
All Tweaker benefits, Editor's Cut VIP editorial, early drops, 10% merchandise discount, and 1 physical print magazine after each 3 monthly payments.
$10.00 /mo
One-Time Pass
Complete Digital Archive Pass
One-time purchase granting lifetime digital download access to Issues 1, 2, and 3 PDFs. No recurring billing.
$20.00
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📖 Sophisticate Physical Magazine Entitlement
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